In a statement released today, Novak Industries said it regretted adding the Emotion Chip to its most famous product, Djokovic.
The company’s head of product development explains: “We made it look convincing human… OK, we couldn’t get the hair quite right, but that aside. And it beat nearly every human opponent in tennis.” was
” So we thought we’d give them the ability to rejoice when they score points. look I’m happy to leave that question to the philosophers, as if they were happy to do so.
However, early results were disappointing as Djokovic began to show signs of irritation with the crowd and began bickering with technicians on site.
” This is a classic case of unintended consequences. Every time I tried it with data on Star Trek TNG, it was a disaster. “
But they weren’t optimistic about the possibility of getting rid of the chip, as Djokovic declared, “We can get rid of the chip.” [his] A cold, dead object manipulation peripheral,” before breaking down in tears, “Why won’t anyone love me?”
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